New Vaginal Fantasy episode with hosts Felicia Day, Veronica Belmont, Bonnie Burton and Kiala Kazebee! We talk sex, tiny hands, Supernatural, John Barrowman… oh yeah and our book picks “Ghost Planet” & “Song of Scarabaeus!”
You see this?
This is the UNICORN BRIDE.
You didn’t know that was as book?
Let me bring you up to speed.
Dagobert is a unicorn but he’s not really a unicorn but he might be and Aelinor is a girl and she loves him but the goat herd is pretty sexy too and her heart is breaking and also crusades are happening but that’s not important because the burning fires of their love can conquer all.
(yeah okay this is a book about a man who is a unicorn during the day and, to quote the book, more than a man by night. And yes, you’re welcome.)
OMG UNICORN SHAPESHIFTER ROMANCE BOOK?!
Vaginal Fantasy Book Club board game design - -
I half-jokingly told Bonnie Burton last week that I wanted to design the VF board game they joked about on their last show. And then of course I couldn’t stop the ideas from coming. The sketch above and the rules below happened in a single flood of creativity. I stopped before it became time-consuming.
Be the first to read ALL THE SMUT.
2 to 4 players
Play as Felicia, Veronica, Bonnie or Kiala. Move around the board at the roll of the die, visiting the book stores, collecting sci-fi & fantasy romance novels. The first to collect 100 books wins.
Place your gamepiece at your home in one of the corners.
Shuffle cards, place deck face down in center of board.
Players take turns drawing cards from top of deck until each has 4 (or 5?) cards, high roller draws first.
High roller moves first, play continues clockwise.
Move around the board clockwise. Follow instructions on the spaces as you land on them.
Collect 10 books each time you land on Book Faire. You can only collect when you land on exact count.
Several book stores with various amounts of books to collect on each landing. Other shops that can boost collections or cause distractions, etc.
One card must be played before each move (or after?), not counting the first move. Player chooses which card to play, unless a new card says otherwise. Played cards are removed from the game, and one card is drawn as a replacement.
Character-specific cards can only be played against that character. If you draw your own, you must hold it.
Booster cards -
Surprise visit from Gail Simone! Double next haul!
Jill Pantozzi retweets you! Double next haul!
Wil Wheaton lets you win! Add 4 books!
Vag-Fans come through! 10 books by mail!
Team Unicorn to the rescue! Add 10 books!
Go directly to Book Faire! Collect 10 books!
Distraction cards -
Big sale on tiny wine! Lose a turn!
Convention in Australia! Lose a turn!
Nathan Fillion visits! Lose a turn!
Lose 4 books! BECAUSE OF REASONS!
Taxidermy Shop! Bonnie loses a turn!
“I Keep Falling Asleep!” Veronica loses a turn!
Tentacle Porn! Felicia loses a turn!
Giant Raccoon! Kiala loses a turn!
COUNTRY MUSIC ruins all gaming everywhere forever! Felicia loses a turn!
Sabotage cards -
Steal 2 books from next player
Steal 2 books from ANY player
Steal 2 books from Felicia, Bonnie (etc.)
Altruism Attack! Give 4 books to any player.
Feeling Guilty! Give 4 books to any player.
Caught stealing books! Lose 2 turns AND 4 books!
Stop Hitting Yourself! Force another player use their own character card against themselves.
Self-Destruction cards -
Play one Distraction or Sabotage card against yourself on next turn, or next time you draw one.
Protection cards -
Nullify next negative action against you.
REFLECT next negative action against you. Make it happen to the THEM!
A Sleepover happens when two or more players occupy a house. One of three things may happen:
1) If the owner of the house is not present, the occupiers temporarily pool their cards and play one card against each of the remaining players.
2) If the owner of the house IS present, she will take one card of her choosing from each of the occupiers.
3) If all players are present, all may trade cards if they wish. Any number of cards may be traded, as long as each player retains the same number of cards.
You’ll notice that some of the spaces are only accessible by passing through somebody’s house. This was a consequence of the shapes I drew, which gave rise to the idea about Sleepovers.
Anyway, I have a few more ideas, mostly about cards, but that’s about it.
My ideas don’t include enough reference to the sci-fi/fantasy/smut elements of the club itself. So, other VF fans! Please add details of your own!
(Again, I did NOT design the VF logo!)
“Recasting Manos” comic art by Keith McCaffety starring us ladies from Vaginal Fantasy Book Club Show - Kiala Kazebee, Bonnie Burton, Felicia Day & Veronica Belmont!
If ya missed it, here’s our latest episode of Vaginal Fantasy where Felicia Day, Bonnie Burton, Kiala Kazebee & Veronica Belmont discuss the book picks “Daughter of Smoke & Bone” by laini Taylor and “Pleasure Unbound” (Demonica, #1) by Larissa Ione.
We chat about sexy angels, superstitions, Wiccan memories, preferred animal mashups, koala STDs, and YA romance with “all the feels” — OVER DRINKS!
Vaginal Fantasy the year that was, and the year its shaping up to be.
If you aren’t watching #VaginalFantasy on YouTube, you are missing out. I laugh so hard, watching people just being their hilarious selves.
If you missed it - Check out our Feb. 2013 episode of Vaginal Fantasy Book Club as Felicia Day, Kiala Kazebee, Veronica Belmont and Bonnie Burton discuss the sci-fi murder mystery/romance books “Naked in Death” and “Glory in Death” by J.D. Robb! We chat about future tech, romance, alternative histories, RFID fingers and why Kiala is the new & improved Clippy!
Check out our latest episode of Vaginal Fantasy Book Club as Felicia Day, Kiala Kazebee, Veronica Belmont and Bonnie Burton discuss the sci-fi murder mystery/romance books “Naked in Death” and “Glory in Death” by J.D. Robb! We chat about future tech, romance, alternative histories, RFID fingers and why Kiala is the new & improved Clippy!
WATCH HERE on the Geek & Sundry Youtube Channel!